KinkyGeek

Today is Sunday and I am fucked up on Vodka. The weekend was hazy hot and humid but its about fucking time. We had a really long winter and I am ready to fry like bacon. Anywho, I went to a wedding with an open bar and partied with Laura till 2AM. It was a nice setup where the hotel was right next door to reception but I was a little bummed I didn’t get any hotel sex. Actually I was really bummed. Anyway apparently I am on the 2x a month sex prescription and I did get morning sex on Saturday so sex that night was pretty much out of the question.

I have been a little depressed all day. There is something about a night of heavy drinking that just gets me down the next day. Maybe its because the frequency of me being fucked up has increased but I don’t know. After the drive home, I washed my car. Played poker on Facebook and always the highlight of my week, I cut the lawn while smoking a cigar and drinking vodka.

Now 8 drinks later, my fucking Guitar Hero 3 for PS2 died on me (can’t get the dongle to synch up), I lost over a 100K worth of chips on facebook texas holdem (fake money but it still took me a week to get em) and I just polished off a pint of Ben & Jerrys.

Can’t wait to start off the week.

Update – June 11, 2008

LMAO – Reading this back a few days later I guess I was a little more drunk than I though. Holy crap. Anyways, my  Guitar Hero Guitar breaking really did get me in a foul mood. I only had the game since Christmas and didn’t really play it that much. After an hour and a half of troubleshooting I have decided that the dongle is dead. Apparently there is only a 60 Day Warranty to I want to tell the makers of the Guitar Hero 3 Kramer Striker to go fuck themselves.