KinkyGeek

I am a big fan of sex toys. Way back in 1996 I bought my first toy online. I purchased a small black butt plug that I hid in a shoe box in my closet. I am not sure how I started experimenting with anal stimulation as part of my masturbation routine. I always preferred stroking my cock when it was wet (in the early days with Vaseline or baby oil). The slipperiness of it all made me feel really dirty and turned on. One day I remember masturbating in the basement while I still lived with my parents. Many times I went down there because it was the only place I could get privacy. I was in the musty part of the basement where all the tools were and I remember putting some Vaseline on the round hard plastic handle of a screwdriver. I spread my ass and gently worked it deep inside me. I must have hit something because I instantly erupted with what seemed like a gallon of warm white cum. My cock was throbbing for a few minutes as I calmed down and removed the wet screwdriver from my tight hole. It wasn’t long after this that I decided to buy a proper toy to experiment with. The butt plug has been a major issue with my wife Laura. One day in college she found the toy in my closet and confronted me. She is adamant that men should never touch, feel, or play with their ass. For a long time she was convinced I was gay because I like Anal toys. Even today she doesn’t like to think about me playing with my toys because she said it grosses her out.

About two years ago Laura started getting into Anal stimulation as part of our foreplay. The first time we played she had just gotten out of the jacuzzi tub. The smelled amazing from all the bath oils and lotions and I was super turned on. When she stepped out of the bathroom I forced her onto the bed still naked. I told her to get on all fours and I started licking her completely shaved pussy. I slid my tongue inside her slit and opened her up to taste her juices. I am not stopping until you cum, I told her. I licked and sucked on her lips until she was soaked in cum and my saliva. She smelled so good and was so clean I started to lick her tight asshole along with her pussy. This got her so excited! I flicked my tongue over her ass and then started licking with my whole tongue. I was enveloping her pussy and her ass with my tongue. She came within minutes. From this point on we have played with small butt plugs and she likes when I finger her ass while I eat her out. Unfortunately my ass is off limits during foreplay. Some day I would love for her to return the favor.

When Laura was pregnant I really needed sex. Really! I was horny as hell. At one point I resorted to inventing my own sex toy. It was pathetic. I “invented” a latex glove suspended in a plastic tube to pump my cock into. I didn’t really cut it and it was a single use item because I wasn’t about to clean the crazy thing every time I came. As always I turned to the sweet sweet internet to fulfill my masturbatory fantasies. I read reviews and yes I watched a video on the “Fleshlight”. It was a Cyberskin mouth that is open on the other end encased in a hard plastic beer can. This is an AMAZING toy. When I first slid my cock into this toy I was in heaven. It was soft and fairly tight with ridges down the entire shaft. I would have preferred the Ass but they were sold out. I would rate this toy as a “Must Have” for guys new to the sex toy market. Lets just say I burned this puppy out by the time the kids were born. The first time I used this, I put plenty of lube on the lips and inside the chamber. I literally came in about 30 seconds. I have never cum during oral sex but I would imagine this came pretty close to simulating oral. If you use a lot of lube your cock slides in and out without any friction. During Laura’s 7th month of pregnancy I discovered a little bit of silicon lube made the pumping tighter and it felt more like a tight pussy. If you never tried the Fleshlight its about time you tried one!

This was a impulse buy. I believe I was drunk one night and decided to purchase this off of eBay. It is a Pyrex glass dildo. There are four bead and the end is tapered and smooth. It curves just slightly to reach all the right places. There are two major advantages to using Pyrex Glass. The first is that they are non porous so it is super east to clean. You can toss the freaking thing in the dishwasher if you want. It also retains heat so you can put it in hot water to warm it up which feel real nice. I have also heard of people putting in on ice or in the freezer but I am a little too scared to try that out. This has turned into my favorite bum toy. It’s smooth so it doesn’t hurt when you insert it and depending on my mood I may take it in to the first bead or if I am really feeling wild I can insert it all the way up to the last one. When its really deep it feels amazing. Sometimes I insert it really deep and move the base gently up and down to reach a part of me that makes me squirt instantly. Sometimes I start with this toy to get me hard and before I am even completely hard my cock is flowing with precum. My favorite is to use this in conjunction with either my hand or one of my other cock toys like the Fleshlight above. Once you go Pyrex you never go back

About a year ago I decided it was time to retire the Fleshlight. It served me well over the years and while it would sorely be missed I went on the hunt for a replacement. I had heard a commercial on the radio for Adam and Eve where they were giving 50% off any item with a promo code. I read the reviews on a lot of toys and finally settles on this. It was a double ended male masterbator. On one end there is a mouth and on the other there is a ass. It is made of the cyberskin material that the Fleshlight is made out of so I knew it would feel great. I orderd one immediately and couldn’t wait to try it out.

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