Saturday Night June 26, 2008
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The events of Saturday night have bee
n playing in my mind non stop since we left the hotel in a fuzzy haze of alcohol and endorphins. It has been distracting me like a kid with a bad case of ADD. I am trying to focus on work but its been difficult to say the least.
I was nervous… Laura was nervous… It was 8 O’clock and we were in a local sports bar waiting to meet Sara and her husband Ron for the first time. Laura and I arrived at the bar about an hour early so we could have a couple of drinks and try and shake off the apprehension of meeting complete strangers. Correction – Complete strangers who like to have SEX with other couples. We discussed ahead of time what we were going to do when then walked in. Do we shake their hand? Do we give her a hug? When they finally arrived It was a little awkward. Sara looked similar to the one picture I saw of her except she was taller at 6 feet (probably the heels) and she was definately a little heavier than I thought. Her auburn hair was really long and reached almost halfway to her ass. I froze at the sight of them and attempted a weird sorta half hug half peck on the cheek when she walked over to our table. I shook Ron’s hand. He was tall and skinny with long auburn hair pulled back in a pony tail and a groomed goatee on his face. We all ordered a drink and made small talk about what we could expect at our first house party. Ron started to freak me out when he told us the story of the last time he went to t
his party.
“I was dragged up stairs by this woman who said she wanted to see what was going on. I was trying to find an excuse to leave her but she kept pulling me upstairs. Then, this other time a bunch of us were all in the hot tub naked. We were all having a good time and suddenly this chick started blowing her husband in the tub and I realized I was the only other guy in the tub. That was a little creepy.”
More nervous than before, I pounded a Vokda soda and asked Sara about her experiences.
“You need to have an excuse”, she said. That why if someone asked you upstairs you are prepared. I just got an IUD and I can’t go upstairs. Thats my out.
I made a little more small talk. We talked about the new show “Swingtown” on TV and more about the “lifestyle” in general. Everyone seemed to be getting along pretty well. By this time the alcohol was doing the trick. I was feeling pretty good and we decided to make our way to the house party. Sara and Ron followed us to the party. I got the address from the hosts and entered it in my GPS. It was only 5 minutes from the bar and it gave Laura and I precious little time to discuss what we were getting into. It was too late to back out but at this point we were pretty excited about the events to come.
“What do you think of Sara? She isn’t exactly what I expected. She is a little heavier than I thought and her outfit is crazy. – She was wearing a tight black bustier so her double D tits were pushed up. I think are both pretty cool but I am a little worried.”
Why? Laura Asked.
If chicks were dragging him upstairs and getting freaky with him in the hot tub they are going to be on me like white on rice.
Laura laughed out loud. You’re right. You are definately better looking than he is. She is pretty cool though. Not a very good outfit but I like her.
So whats the deal are you nervous?, I asked.
No I am not really nervous anymore. I am ready to get my freak on, Laura said making a V with her fingers and sticking her tougue out at me. It was a funny as hell.
I am not sure I am ready to actually get freaky with anyone tonight I told her. I just wanna check out the scene and find out what this is about. I also think we should go to the Club Party later on. That way we have an out if things get crazy at the house party.
I don’t necessarily wanna fuck any guys tonight but maybe I’ll make out with another chick, Laura said with a I’m ready to get wild look on her face. (I though I was the kinky one but I am starting to believe I make not be the only one in this relationship)
House Party
We arrived at the house party
a little before 9 O’Clock just after the sun had set and the summer air began to cool. There wasn’t as many cars in the road or the driveway like I had expected. We started walking up the driveway and were greeted by the male host of the party. He told us to come inside and made us feel welcome. They lived in a decent sized raised ranch with 4 bedrooms upstairs. The neighborhood was quiet and there was a lot of privacy in the back yards. We walked inside the house and entered the kitchen where a a few people were mixing drinks and eating snacks and talking about sex. I introduced myself to a couple people while Laura hit the bathroom to pee. I mixed us each a stiff drink and a moment later we went outside to explore the back yard with Sara and Ron. There was a big sturdy chimminea with a fire blazing in the center of a big ring of lounge chairs. To the right of the fire pit was a huge gazeebo with a hot tub and what I assumed was another sitting area. We could see the outline of naked bodies sitting on the edge of the tub and we heard voices from the sitting area. We took a seat next to Sara and Ron around the fire. The conversation focused almost entirely on swinging, meeting people, and past parties. A few more couples joined us around the fire and everyone was extremely friendly and open. Some people used AdultFriendFinder exclusively to meet people, other used Swappernet which tends to have more explicit pictures and other like ourself used SwingLifeStyle. Some people had profiles on all three. We both recognised people from thier profiles online.
The crowd was fairly mixed. We met a interracial couple in thier early 30’s like ourselves. We had a good conversation with the guy while his wife was no where to be seen. I assume she was in the hot tub with another crowd of people including the hosts. We also recognized a woman who’s profile said she loves having multiple guys cum inside her. Sometimes she plays with her husband and other times she lets the guys fill up her pussy and ass with hot cum so she can take pictures to show him. Apparently, they both loved it! The other part of the crowd tended to skew a little older. Mid to late 40’s. Most of the people looked like your typical soccer mom. Some were a little on the trashy side but for the most part everyone was mellow and laid back. We stayed at the party for about two hours and decided we wanted to check out a party at a club ten minutes down the road. A few of the people we were talking to said we would probably enjoy the club scene since we were young and the crowd tended to be younger. We ended up thanking the hosts for the invite and told them we might be back. The woman responded to me that she hoped we would come back because she didn’t get the opportunity to “have us yet”. Sara overheard her and sarcastically said that she didn’t have her yet either! I was loose and ready to go. I packed up the Raspberry Stoli I brought with us and hid it in the trunk of my car. Minutes later we were at our first Swingers Club.
Club
The club / Hotel Party was nothing like I had imagined. The four of us walked in and were greeted by a young husband and wife at a small table. They were selling tickets to get in and giving the men bracelets. They also handed out a business card with a list of upcoming events. They immediately recognized Sara and Ron and introduced themselves to Laura and I. The place was like a typical club. There was a well stocked bar on the right side with a couple of gorgeous blond bartenders mixing drinks and pouring expensive tequila shots. The place had some modern white over sized chairs and sitting areas along the perimiter. There were a couple of stripper poles on either side of the elevated DJ booth and best of all there was a “Photo Shoot” area in the back corner. Everyone in the club was dressed to kill. Most of the chicks has small little mini skirts on with thier belly showing and tits propped up high. Some of the girls were having thier picture taken as they made out with other girls and the occasional guy. I did see a couple of school girl outfits which really turned me on and a few chicks had skin tight leather cutout dresses that were HOT!
Ron bought everyone a drink at the bar and we decided to play pool over near the photo shoot area. There was only one pool table and it wasn’t that busy in the club so we had room to move and talk with each other. I decided Sara would be on my team and Ron would get Laura. I can’t really remember what we talked about when we played pool but I remember Sara getting very close to me when it was my time to shoot. Every time she would lean into me with her tits and hand me the cue while whispering advice into my ear. We only couple minutes and I eventually found the three of them off to the side of the dance floor.
Alright. I want to find the lady with the most bracelets. Which one of you has the most?, the DJ boomed over the PA.
We had no idea what he was talking about but as I turned my head back to the bar I saw a chick with her tits out. They weren’t that big, probably only a small B cup, but she did have a nipple pierced and one of the bracelets the DJ mentioned tied on to the nipple ring. She caught the eye of everyone in out little group and made the few steps over to introduce herself.
Hi, I’m Beth and this is Ryan. I think I don’t have the most bracelets but I think I should win most creative use of one. She giggled as she approached.
Sara immediately whipped out her tits to show Beth what she was packing.
Damn, that looks like it hurts. I said to Beth looking at the piercing.
Not at all Tug on it she said…
At this point on things get REAL FUZZY…
Here I was practically in the middle of the dance floor with my wife and four people I really only just met. There were two chicks with thier tits out, I was touching one, Sara was touching the other. Then Sara and Laura started touching each other. Beth’s husband was so nonchalant about the whole thing. Let me buy you guys a drink he said. I had to take it easy on the booze so I ordered a beer and tried to make small talk with Beth.
This has been an interesting night. We went to our first Meet and Greet at someones home earlier tonight and now we are at our first swingers party, I said to her.
Are you serious? She said with a huge smile. How do you like it so far?,
It’s sweet. I can’t believe I am really here. (Yeah I know, I know. I am not exactly Rico Suave with the ladies but at this point I was pretty buzzed)
Ryan arrived with our beers and we chatted for only a few moments before things got hot and heavy. I remember Ron going down and sucking on one of Beth’s perky little tits. I bent down and flicked my tounge across the nipple with peircing. I stood up looked over my shoulder. Laura was making out with Ryan. Before I knew it Beth grabbed me and we kissed passionately. It was like I was back in High School. The butterflies raced in my stomach as I grabbed Beth and brought her into me. We kissed deeply and softly. I pulled back a few times and teased her with my toungue. Her breath soft on my ear. It was amazing. I looked over my shoulder and Laura was making out with Sera. I finally got to see some girl girl action when I was interrupted by Ron.
Need another drink guys?
I’ll have a Vokda Soda I said thinking the vodka and citrus would be better on my breath than beer.
I broke from the group and joined Ron at the bar. After I got my drink I went straight to the bathroom. At this point I was fucked up. I remember going to the bathroom and just laughing. Did I really just make out with Cameron Diaz? I said to myself in the mirror. I mean here I am. A 31 year old regular guy who tends to like smoking weed, computers and snowboarding better than sports and I was in a fucking swingers club making out with hot chicks in front of my wife! I’ll admit, I was a late bloomer in the sexual conquest department (like 31 years late) but it was worth the wait. This was sweet.
Beth was a stunning 6′2″ beauty with long legs, bonde hair and fuck me hazel eyes. She had a cute little smirk on her face whenever I was next to her and her stomach and ass were amazing. When we all finally connected on the dance floor we were right back to feeling each other up and making out. Laura was holding Beth by the back of the neck and kissing her. I moved in behind them and kissed them both and whispered in their ear. (Don’t ask me what cuz I was trashed) Sara approached me and the next thing you know it we were kissing passionately. After this point all I remember is Ryan telling me that Beth was way into Laura. Toss that comment in with me kissing both Sara and Beth the rest of the night it wasn’t long before things got brought to the next level.
After hours Entertainment
We walked the short distance to Beth and Ryan’s room. It was just down the hall and they had a picture of themselves taped on the outside of the door. A minute after the door closed, the clothes started flying. I literally looked over my left shoulder <Matrix Style> and saw Laura on the bed with her pants and panties GONE and Sara in between her legs licking her pussy. To say I was shocked was an understatement. At this time I froze. I was not sure if I was shocked or excited I just froze. I was standing behind Beth. Seconds later I look down and Ron is eating her out while standing. I reach up behind Beth and hold her tits with both of my hands. We start making out and she is moaning. I don’t know if its from Ron licking her or me kissing her and feeling her and whispering we need to fuck!
Next I am on the bed licking Beth’s pussy. It was perfectly sized. Not too big not too small and her clit was ready to be licked. I remember sticking my finger inside of her while I licked. At this point she was also giving Ron a blow job. Now I am not sure when I actually blacked out but I think this was the point. For a second I believe Sara was sucking my dick then all I remember is going to the bathroom to try and compose myself. Ron started fucking Beth while I was gone. When I returned from the bathroom I remember going over to Sara to maybe fuck her. I glanced down and I could see Ryan behind my wife fucking her doggy style. He was fucking her hard and deep and I could see her head moving as she kissed Beth. Next I remember asking him if we could switch and I fucked Laura doggy style till she came.
Next I remember. “Where are my clothes”. – Laura was the last one still naked.
I remember walking down the hallway of the hotel out to our car.
We chatted with Sara and Ron for a minute while I smoked a ciggerette which I NEVER do. Then Laura drove us home. The last thing I remember is lying in bed with her asking what we just did? She said, I don’t know but I am horny.
Let’s go! I said but we were both exhausted and dirrty and drunk (well at least I was).
What time is it? June 24, 2008
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Work is insane. I have a proposal due in two days. I am still recovering from the events of the Saturday night swinger party. My head has been spinning for the last couple days. Today I went to the office and partied with some co workers. Even though the economy blows business has been strong. The boss was out of the office golfing and people are closing some big deals so when he it out we like to have a little fun of our own. Beth and I went to the grocery store and bought some burgers, potato salad and a few other items for a cookout. We hit the liquor store for a bottle of Rasberry Stoli and headed back to the conference room. Beth and I have been working together for 5 years and over time there has been a growing attraction and sexual tension between us. She asked me what I did this weekend. All I told said was that I went to a party on Saturday night with some friends and then she started pushing for more details…
How did you know them? Was it people in your neighborhood? She asked with a coy grin. Her eyes lit up as she flipped her hair back over her ear.
You Went to a Swingers Party! She screamed under her breath with anticipation.
I was caught. I told her I did with an innocent smile. Don’t tell soul!
Oh MY God, that is one of my HUGE fantasies she says. I can’t believe you did that! Jaw Gaping.
Maybe I’ll tell ya about it sometime. Don’t tell anybody! I said just loud enough for her to hear.
The fact is that the events of my first swinger party will be embedded in my mind for a very long time. I saw and did things I never thought possible. It was one of the most intense erotic things I have ever done in my life. I am hoping to get the full post of what happened up by Wednedsay. Fucking intense!
KG
My tounge hurts… June 21, 2008
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In football and basketball when the referee makes an obvious bad call on a player, they usually call a “Make Up” penalty on the other team to fix their mistake. Well last night KG got a little “Make Up” sex and it was great!!!
Laura left the house at Six O’Clock to meet friends for dinner and a movie. I knew she was going to see Sex in the City so I told her when she got home I was going to fuck her like my little Sex in the City slut. I didn’t bother picking up the house like last night since it didn’t get me anywhere. I did have a couple Vokda and Soda’s, I chatted with Sara and got directions to the Swinger Party on Saturday. I also E-Mailed the Hosts of the party to let them know Laura and I were a little apprehensive about going but we heard great things about how comfortable they make all the new cummers feel.
Laura got home a little later than I expected and she jumped on the couch straddling me with her legs. She was obviously horny! She said the movie had a lot of male asses and dicks and she was super turned on. I gave her a great big hug and kissed her softly on the lips. We made our way upstairs. I was lying on the bed and she pulled my sleeping pants off in one quick motion. She wasted no time. She grabbed my cock which was already starting to swell and put it in her warm wet mouth. It felt amazing and she sucked it and licked it for almost three whole minutes. (which I think is a new record). I told her she needed to practice for the party on Saturday and that seemed to get her even more turned on. She said her jaw hurt and rolled off me and onto her back. I took the hint and proceeded to move closer to her pussy. It was completely shaved and I started to kiss and lick the outside lips. She was already wet so I put one finger inside of her, opening up her pussy so I could lick her juices. I moved my fingers in and out of her tight hole and licked her deep at the same time. By this time I was ready to fuck. I climbed on top of her and gently inserted my cock into to her small slit. I bent down and kissed her passionatly on the lips. Her juices still clinging to my lips turned her on even more as we kissed. You taste like a woman she moaned. I love it. I fucked her missionary for a while until she had a couple of orgasms then we flipped over so she could be on top. This is not my favorite position because i don’t get to do anything while she gets to have two or three orgasms. This time was a little more fun. As she was riding my cock I reached around and grabbed her apple bottom. I squeezed it and slid one of my hands around to her asshole. It was soaking wet from all of her cum. I started feeling my cock go in and out of her and I rubbed her juices on her asshole. Ummmm I said. Wouldn’t you like to have another guy in here right now. She came again instantly. I pushed the tip of my finger inside her ass using the cum as a lube. I would love to see you get fucked by another man, I said. Driving her even more wild. This continued for a few more minutes and eventually I was getting myself really turned on. I told Laura to cum all over my cock. I had a finger slightly inside her tight ass when I came deep inside her. My cock was throbbing for what seemed like an hour filling her deep with cum.
UPDATE: Saturday June 21, 2008
A day later I am still turned on thinking about our amazing sex but my lounge hurts from licking her. I think i am doing it wrong. Fellow love triangle lickers I could really use some tips!!!
NO SEX for you! June 20, 2008
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You would think that all this talk about going to a swingers party and looking up personal ads online would get the hormones flowing and the sex batteries fully charged. In the case of Laura you would be dead wrong. Yesterday I worked from home and spent the better part of the day on conference calls with customers. In between calls I messed around with this blog, chatted with Sara about the party arrangements for Saturday, and tried to keep busy with work. Laura was gone for the better part of the day. She brought the kids to get a haircut and got her eyebrows waxed. She went to lunch with her Grandparents at a nice little Italian restaurant they have been going to for as long as I have been alive. In the afternoon she brought the kids to Toys R Us to look for a Wii fit. I finished working at around 4:30 and hopped on the treadmill. The kids were “starving” so Laura fed them their favorite – Chocolate Chip Pancakes. After dinner they were giving her a rough time and she couldn’t take it anymore so she told be she was going to go shopping for a dress she needed. She waved me goodbye while I was on the treadmill and I didn’t see her till after the kids were in bed.
I was horny as hell. Granted I was reading Sex blogs and chatting with my new swinger friends so that may have had something to do with it. For some reason I also feel really horny after I work out. Anyway, I knew that if I was going to get some action I would have to get on her good side. What better way than to pick up the house? it was a fucking disaster. The kids toys were everywhere! I spend 45 minutes picking up nerf suction cup darts for their toy guns, Matchbox Cars, Spider Man web blasters, video games, fake plastic McDonald’s hamburgers and milkshakes. Next I emptied the dishwasher. Filled it back up with all the shit in the sink plus the random glasses sprinkled throughout the house by the kids, washed the big dishes and the filthy cheese and milk encrusted stove (from the one dinner Laura prepared), cleaned all the counter tops, cleaned all the empty diet coke bottles & junk mail out of office and emptied both the plastic and paper recyclables. I was a regular cleaning machine. Now granted the house wasn’t perfect. I couldn’t vacuum because the kids would have woken up but it was 100% better than it was.
So Laura strolls in and doesn’t even say a word. She goes on and on about all the shit she bought and plops down in front of her computer. I casually mentioned that we had some new mail on SwingLifeStyle and went upstairs to take a shower. When I came down she was still looking at the site. She was reading the mail and asked if I got the invitation to the party on Saturday. I told her I had and I watched her navigate through different peoples profiles on the site. We looked at personals and laughed at some of the “Scary People” who post pictures on that site. I was getting impatient and I told her I was sooooo horny and that I wanted her.
Excuse #1: She told me her stomach was really hurting her.
I decided to go to my office and dick around for a while. I was chatting with a buddy from work and we were playing Facebook poker. I started IM’ing Laura. I told her I wanted to take her down to the theater (I have a movie theatre in the basement), bend her over the front row of seats, and fuck her brains out.
Excuse #1: She told me she had a MAJOR headache.
My hopes were crushed and I was plain old pissed off at this point. I decided to call it a night and went up to join her in bed. I brought a book with me since she was in our master bathroom with the lights on. A few moments later she joined me in bed and really pissed me off…
“So what did you do while I was gone”, she said.
Not much. I let the kids play on NickJr.com with my laptop and your laptop and I cleaned the whole house.
So you didn’t spend any time with them.
I DID spend time with them and I cleaned the house while they were playing games.
You didn’t clean the WHOLE HOUSE, Laura replied.
Uhhh yeah. I picked up all the shit, cleaned the kitchen, emptied the recycle and picked up upstairs.
Uhhh NO you didn’t. The house wasn’t that bad when I left. You really only cleaned the kitchen.
At this point I was really fucking pissed. I did more cleaning in a couple hours than she does in a couple days but whatever! I told her I was going to bed and asked if she would let the dog out. She told me to do it myself. At this point I just rolled over, said NO and went to bed. Rodney Dangerfield said it best. “I get no Respect”
Party Time June 18, 2008
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So I have been talking to this chick Sara I met on SwingLifeStyle for a little over two weeks. We have been emailing and IM’ing each other at work and the conversation was highly educational. I learned for example, that at some swinger parties they have “Hospitality Suites”. Apparently, as the evening unfolds people just start having group sex in these suites and anyone can come in and join or watch. LOL. Who knew?
Last week I sent the entire E-Mail chain of my conversations with with Sara to Laura. She was a little jealous at first and just deleted the entire chain. She said Sara’s husband is ugly (I agree, he has a mustache) and said Sara was probably in love with me. This could have been bad but I decided push it and I gave Sara my wifes Yahoo Instant Messenger ID and told her to contact her.
Yesterday, Laura and Sara starting IM’ing each other. I was in the living room ironing all my dress shirts for the month (I FUCKING HATE IRONING) and could my wife typing feverishly. This was a good sign. She would interupt me with the occasional question.
OMG I can’t believe she knows Jen – I went to school with her. She is taking a break from boys and is now a lesbian yoga instructor.
Whoo Hoo! Okay simmer down KG. They are hitting it off but lets see where this goes I told myself. Laura was interrupted by the telephone. It was one of her friends. She said goodbye to Sara and I finished my ironing and went upstairs. About an hour later I was lying in bed. I had an early morning start today. Laura came upstairs and asked how I felt about going to a house party this Saturday. She said Sara was going to contact the hosts and ask if it was okay if we attend. I could barely keep a straigt face. I was already in bed facing the wall so I mustered up everthing to act casual. “Yeah lets do it. Set it up.”
This. Could. Be. Intense.
Swing for the Fences June 18, 2008
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Okay. So Laura and I have toyed with the idea with swinging for almost two years. I was half serious when I mentioned it since I wasn’t getting any sex and I wanted to see her reaction. Surprisingly she wasn’t all that opposed to the idea. I suspect that she has some really hot fantasies that she hasn’t shared with me yet and this was her opportunity to explore. At the very least the thought of swinging / having people watch us fuck turned us both on. A few months went by and we were experimenting with online swinger sites. We eventually built a profile on SwingLifeStyle and took a couple of R rated pictures. I started chatting with a few people online but nothing really came to fruition. We eventually went to our first “Meet and Greet”. It was in a Casino about two hours from our house so we booked a room and made a night out of it. It was a total disaster. We are both socially very shy so the idea of approaching other strangers and striking up a conversation is difficult. After a little liquid courage from the gorgeous bar I caught the eye of a super hot blonde in her early twenties. She had a baby face and a really cute smile. I starting making small talk since she was all alone and eventually Laura was in on the conversation. After talking with her for about an hour her parents took a break from feeding the slot machines to check on her. They talked with her in private for about two minutes till she came back to join us. She had a perplexed look on her face and exclaimed that her father had talked with one of the security guards and learned his daughter was in the middle of a bar with about a hundred and fifty sexed up swingers!! The look on her face was priceless. We played dumb and just made fun of the whole surreal experience. After way too many drinks we did stumble back to our hotel for some sex.
Fast forward a little more than a year later….
Laura rolled out of bed at 9AM and strolled down the stairs to start her day. She was half asleep when she stolled into my office. I could see her hard nipples through her brown satin pajama top. She brushed her beautiful perky tits across my face and whispered she had the most amazing dream. She said she was with another woman and they were naked in our bedroom fucking and sucking each others soaking wet pussies. She said she was sixty-nine’ing the other chick. She was on the bottom and the other womans pussy lips were spread on her mouth. I was instantly turned on. The past few times we have had sex I have been planting the seeds that I would be up for anything as long as I get MORE SEX! I started talking about swinging and I told her if she was interested I would be ready to give it another try. I told her flat out, “If you want another woman you can have one. If you want another man, you can have one. My only condition is I have to be there when it happens (same room) and I would like to participate at some point.” She told me that she really wanted to try a threesome with another woman. Its no surprise that would be a fantasy of mine also but I would want to be in on the action. In other words, I would love to watch Laura kiss and make out with another girl. I would even love to watch them use toys, lick, and fuck each other but eventually I would want to fuck my wife in front of the other chick. If I get to do more with the other chick that would be icing on the cake. My ultimate fantasy is to fuck them both and have the other girl let me stick it in her ass till I cum.
Laura told me her other fantasy is to have a threesome with myself and another guy. This is really kinky and I would totally be down for it with the right guy. I’m still not sure what the right guys is. Laura said she would want a guy with a small cock so he could fuck her in the ass while I was in her pussy. This kinda pissed me off because I have never had Anal and its always been one of my fantasies. She said my cock is too big and it wont fit. I say…WHATEVER! Anyway Maxim magazine did a survey of women to find thier darkest fantasies and one of them was a MMF threesome. Apparently it means the woman wants to feel adored and worshipped and I think it is dead on. Nevertheless I am into making my wife happy and if this is what it will take to supersize our sex drive so be it!
My Top 5 Sex Positions June 12, 2008
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My Top 5 Sex Positions
1) Spooning on bed – This is a nice position for morning sex and as an added bonus it is discreet such that if your kids walk in the bedroom they don’t see daddy riding mommy like a mechanical bull.
2) 69 – This can be a little distracting but since I never get oral it is always a nice surprise. (I have never cum during oral sex primarily because Laura says I am too big. Personally I think it is an excuse and don’t think she likes it – even though she has told me she used to do it with past boyfriends. )
3) Missionary – This used to be my least favorite and EVERY time we had sex it was Missionary. Lately Laura has been rushing me through sex and telling me she’s bored so we jump straight to doggy. (Which used to be my #1 position) Therefore
4) Doggy – There is nothing like the sweet sweet leverage of doggy style. It is the one position where the entire shaft can penetrate the love triangle. I also love the view of the ass! Again this used to be my favorite but it is all we ever do anymore. Repitition = Boring
5) Girl On Top – I suppose this can be fun with the right girl I wouldn’t know. Laura likes this position because she can squeeze her pussy and cum in about 3.2 seconds. While this is all well and good for her, its not all that fabulous for me. I would like it better if it was a little rougher and the shaft could actually go in and out but the way she moves in this position makes me feel used and dirty. (J/K about the dirty part. The dirtier the better for me!!)
Birthday boozin June 11, 2008
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I had a vodka Martini with Olives at dinner (extra dirrrrty) and about 8oz of Vodka mixed with some delicious lemon aid when I got home. Laura and I were both wasting time on the computer – she in the bedroom and I in my office – until I met her in the bedroom and put on a DVD. The title was Sex Trainer and honestly I was hoping she would take some pointers on oral sex. I was seriously buzzed (not drunk) and I haven’t had sex with her in two weeks. I figured since it was my Birthday I would get lucky and the plan worked. Sex was a little more exciting then ever because I started whispering I would like to see her with another man or another woman. It was fun. Now the countdown begins to see how long I have to wait for seconds…
Birthday June 11, 2008
Posted by KG in Uncategorized.Tags: Getting Older, Relationship, Sex
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Well yesterday was my Birthday and honestly it wasn’t as bad as last year. I still feel old and miss the days when it was exciting to sneak some alcohol or smoke a joint with my buds. I was a late bloomer with regards to the partying scene and never really had the opportunity to go out and try and meet women. More than anything I think turning 30 made me realize that I would never get the opportunity to experience life in my 20’s the way I had always envisioned it. I think some small part of me resents the fact that I met my current wife when I was barely 18. We have been together since the summer before my freshman year in college. Come to think of it, I never really experienced what it was like to be a teenager. I was the responsible one who didn’t drink, didn’t smoke, didn’t do drugs, didn’t party and stayed out of trouble. The polar opposite of my younger sister. I would have liked to experience more women (I haven’t been with anyone except Laura) and more relationships in general. I would have liked to opportunity to explore the things I like and dislike about peoples personalities, sexual tastes, religious views, etc but I would have lost the opportunity to grow as a individual and as couple with Laura.
I love my wife very much and we have an unbelievably strong connection. We have spent every moment of our adult life’s together. I think our relationship has laster so long because we started as best friends. I tell her everything – more than most people would ever dream of telling their significant other. Sometimes it gets me in trouble and creates consequences that I would rather not endure but it is a lot better than secrets or lies. Sometimes I am too honest and I need to learn when to keep things to myself. I have learned for example that if Laura asks me if she looks fat, I am to respond with reassuring no – no matter how unflattering she may look.
There are only two main areas that we consistently have issues with.
Jealousy
This has been a big one and it has to stem from something in her childhood that she has always had issued. Laura is always convinced that any woman that I am friendly with a) Wants to steal me away from her b) wants to fuck my brains out. This has always been an issue particularly in college where I had a close friend who was an attractive chick and present day where she is jealous of the office sales assistant. I think it is because she has been hurt and dumped by past lovers and she has low self esteem. One of the key areas of this blog will be to explore jealousy between Laura and I and how it affects the relationship.
Sex
This is another big one. I have another post I am working on that details all the quirky and weird unpleasantries with my sex life but lately the problem has been lack of sex. I think lack of sex coupled with the fact that sex is boring is really starting to put a strain on our relationship. Before I get nasty post from other women out there saying I am a jerk, I understand that when you have children it becomes harder and harder to spend quality time with you spouse and make time for sex. I feel that I am just reaching my sexual prime (since I was such a late bloomer) and I have all kinds of fantasy’s i would like to explore. I thought women in their early 30’s were also at their prime but Laura tells me she was an early bloomer. We have discussed different scenarios for spicing up our sex life and a lot of this blog will be to expose and write about some of those ideas.
Pissed off! June 9, 2008
Posted by KG in Uncategorized.Tags: Dongle, GH3, Guitar, Hero, Playstation, PS2
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Today is Sunday and I am fucked up on Vodka. The weekend was hazy hot and humid but its about fucking time. We had a really long winter and I am ready to fry like bacon. Anywho, I went to a wedding with an open bar and partied with Laura till 2AM. It was a nice setup where the hotel was right next door to reception but I was a little bummed I didn’t get any hotel sex. Actually I was really bummed. Anyway apparently I am on the 2x a month sex prescription and I did get morning sex on Saturday so sex that night was pretty much out of the question.
I have been a little depressed all day. There is something about a night of heavy drinking that just gets me down the next day. Maybe its because the frequency of me being fucked up has increased but I don’t know. After the drive home, I washed my car. Played poker on Facebook and always the highlight of my week, I cut the lawn while smoking a cigar and drinking vodka.
Now 8 drinks later, my fucking Guitar Hero 3 for PS2 died on me (can’t get the dongle to synch up), I lost over a 100K worth of chips on facebook texas holdem (fake money but it still took me a week to get em) and I just polished off a pint of Ben & Jerrys.
Can’t wait to start off the week.
Update – June 11, 2008
LMAO – Reading this back a few days later I guess I was a little more drunk than I though. Holy crap. Anyways, my Guitar Hero Guitar breaking really did get me in a foul mood. I only had the game since Christmas and didn’t really play it that much. After an hour and a half of troubleshooting I have decided that the dongle is dead. Apparently there is only a 60 Day Warranty to I want to tell the makers of the Guitar Hero 3 Kramer Striker to go fuck themselves.



